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That moment when you submit an Amazon return and they just tell you to keep the thing. Guess I got a free mini projector
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 13 hours ago

I actually didn't have any uses for it but now I realize I don't need the printer for my captioned photo updates anymore. Assuming this thing can get bright enough lmao

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 10 hours ago

one time i got a free couch this way (not from amazon) because they sent the wrong couch.

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 10 hours ago

got a designers hat because they've sent me a wrong one.

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 10 hours ago

I should also mention that I try to only use Amazon whenever I'm in-between moving places or genuinely can't buy something anywhere else, I can't imagine how much wasted stuff is out there from Amazon's loose return policy. I usually buy in-person or off eBay (they sell new stuff too)

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 10 hours ago

no judgment from me. sometimes amazon is a necessary evil.

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pacrobat's avatar pacrobat 9 hours ago

nothing wrong with using Amazon every now and then, I will say though, you should shop around. Not for the morality of it but because you can sometimes get stuff cheaper and/or faster if you order direct from manufacturers

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 7 hours ago

Time for some wacky protection mapping

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Hello I'm John Facebook and im buy your website for 1 million dollars
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 day ago

NO DEAL!!!!

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Neocities has been acquired by Facebook
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 day ago

April fool

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rusty-bytes's avatar rusty-bytes 1 day ago

I would jump off the side of the earth

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bevweb's avatar bevweb 1 day ago

no this is true (i go by facebook now)

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houseinthewoods's avatar houseinthewoods 1 day ago

Oh God, my heart

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jade-everstone's avatar jade-everstone 1 day ago

real no fake (John Facebook is making me make instagram reels as we speak-)

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shpeck's avatar shpeck 1 day ago

finally, the metaverse

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mr-pibbs-site's avatar mr-pibbs-site 1 day ago

the april foul

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wiredphantom's avatar wiredphantom 1 day ago

You almost got me

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mossfool's avatar mossfool 1 day ago

Got me but when is Neocities acquiring Facebook😔?

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 day ago

Don't even joke like that lol

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phunk's avatar phunk 1 day ago

the pit that formed in my stomach

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Today I learned a lot about brachypelmide, who is very much alive! Phew
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blankbarrel's avatar blankbarrel 2 days ago

I'm sorry but sometimes you just know the kind of guy that makes a death newsletter and the best part is that you don't know you know that kind of guy until it happens. Brachy is great

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 days ago

I AM STILL DOING DAMAGE CONTROL PLEASE STAND BY

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pacrobat's avatar pacrobat 2 days ago

now they need to add an addendum to the auto message "for realsies this time" I think is sufficient, for real glad they are okay

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I think the upside-down US flag should be normalized to everyday life, signifying "The people here are actually great once you pry them away from social media and ignore how paid-off and useless all our federal politicians are." Like god dammit man I want to have a country flag that doesn't automatically mean I endorse literally everything everyone else here does
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garfriend's avatar garfriend 3 days ago

I'm personally on a mission to reclaim the idea of being a real American, but it's in a loving human rights and actual true freedom way cause that's what America is about. The American flag is for the real American people not whatever the fascist boot-licking bigots like to call themselves.

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 3 days ago

Also, the upside down flag represents a nation in crisis. In our nation is indeed in a crisis. Our working force is suffering right now from low wages and massive amounts of labor. I truly free society should also be one that takes care of its working class.

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roguepebble's avatar roguepebble 3 days ago

i really strongly feel this too. i was thinking about showing im from texas on my site and such and im like.. but i dont want to look odd-- at the same time, not a bad idea to use the upside down american flag. i like that

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 3 days ago

non-american here! uh, i do think that people undermine how important it actually is to see people who are OPENLY related to something and actively oppose it. actually, being from a conservative state and not being conservative and speaking about it is very based. it actually helps NOT normalizing harmful stuff and not treat it as default for any group or nation.

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 3 days ago

it makes people feel much safer and calm and not doubting themselves as much for holding an opinion that seemingly goes against a mainstream message in whatever group were talking about.

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 3 days ago

so say yes to mentioning your origin and say yes to reclaiming your identity and most importantly say no to whatever the hell your government or some group youre a part of is doing. 👍 keep up the good work y'all!

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 days ago

Glad this idea is well-received, I think using an upside-down US flag more often is the way to go

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 3 days ago

i don't think americans who like their country are endorsing everything their government does, its fine to represent yourself and your country without going like. "patriotic" about it. love your state! love your country! it's a beautiful land! the people in charge dont change that

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 3 days ago

^applicable to all countries and countrymen as well to me.

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shittymeat999's avatar shittymeat999 3 days ago

unfortunate lore I know: the westboro baptist church displayed their american flag upside down, and a rainbow american flag sideways above it. kinda looked like the gay flag was fucking the america one in the ass imo LMAO... but its the westboro baptist church doing that so, you can imagine what theyre trying to say with that.

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 days ago

Yeah the "upside-down flag means country is in crisis" can be used to say many different things, but at least it's not a blanket "I love everything about the US" that displaying the flag right-side up does. It makes people stop and go "I wonder what kind of crisis that flipped flag is referring to" and not "God not another one of these lunatics"

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 days ago

I don't at all disagree with the use of the upside down flag. I think it's a good way to represent that this nation is indeed in crisis. But to people who are not aware of that, it could seem disrespectful or radical. It might alienate some from listening to valid concerns. Should we care about that? I dunno. But I guess I think a regular flag flying alongside a message of protest could convince more people to join.

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after trying to figure out how you did the 3d model thing, I HAVE DONE ITTT!! RogueTabling has a home on my page (of course with clear credit to you!) my brain broke a little
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 days ago

Yay!!!! Rogueling looks awesome on there, glad you enabled the auto-spin too!! model-viewer is definitely a little weird at first to put on a site,but then it clicks

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dabu18's avatar dabu18 3 days ago

congrats! it looks so cool on your website :O

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 days ago

It's only a once-a-week thing now, but here are some updated sticker counts! Other things too

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chesca's avatar chesca 4 days ago

aaaa tab. thanks so much for the stickers!! and the tabling!! i appreciate you mah friend <3

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mr-pibbs-site's avatar mr-pibbs-site 4 days ago

holy shit... my tabling is awesome...

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 3 days ago

Thanks for the stickers boet!

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Accidentally screamed while playing R.E.P.O. at 4 am and woke up my roommate. Granted he's a longtime friend but he was NOT happy- I gotta remember to play with one earbud out now or I'll forget how loud I can get. Whoops!
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kanandraw's avatar kanandraw 4 days ago

Average consequences for playing a horror game,,, ,.,

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underwhite's avatar underwhite 4 days ago

actions have consequences 🥖🍏

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plastigon's avatar plastigon 4 days ago

Sorry for getting you killed with my allergies homie

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 4 days ago

Well that sucks... I hate that the world was made for people that get up early :((

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I just found out that the zen browser has a feaure where it puts tabs from an RSS feed into a folder. Thought you may like it :)
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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 5 days ago

And vivaldi also has rss built in. But it has everything...

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 5 days ago

Finally we're getting somewhere... if more browsers get it (Firefox/Brave/Orion) that would be awesome

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Lmao sorry I was trying to figure out how you got models to work on the website (I didn't notice you listing the literal source at the bottom) and I found your rant about web audio api (at least I think it's yours)
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 5 days ago

LOL yep! Glad you found the source!

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