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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 day ago

I added a new section where I recommend things I like (first up is The Lair of the White Worm) but this meant that every single page got updated with the new sidebar link. I also made some smaller updates to other pages so check the changelog for details.

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 day ago

Also this is not an April Fools thing. I forgot that was happening

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 week ago

Blogging about Twilight like it's 2008

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 week ago

I convinced my husband to watch all of the movies in January. It was so fun. I also love the baseball scene. It’s the funniest depiction of baseball in any movie. Everything with Jacob was so much worse than I remembered though.

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 week ago

The baseball scene in Twilight is the only sports movie I care about

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 week ago

Before watching I kept reading all these comments being like "Jacob SUCKS, he's the ABSOLUTE WORST and I HATE HIM" and I was like "surely he can't be worse than the 100-year-old I-just-like-to-watch-you-sleep guy" but it turns out: yes

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, filled with rats. And rats make me crazy
ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 week ago

Honestly I had to look up what this meant lol

ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 week ago

But now I've been educated

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 2 weeks ago

Made a blog post with all my Oscar opinions because it turns out I actually watched a lot of the nominees this year.

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 weeks ago

I only saw about half of the Best Picture nominees and I'm not caught up on Oscars discourse, but I am a bit perplexed at One Battle taking it. It was well made but not without some glaring issues.

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Hi!! i couldn't find your guestbook, so I replied to your comment in mine! thank you for leaving such a sweet comment <3
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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 month ago

You're very welcome! I still need to get around to setting up that guestbook - hopefully soon

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 month ago

Added a list of silly English place names.

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 1 month ago

Tag yourself, I'm Six Mile Bottom

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 month ago

Excuse me, Goonhusband?!

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caminus's avatar caminus 1 month ago

hehe we've got some silly place names here in Pennsylvania too... Intercourse, Bird-in-hand, and Blue Ball being some highlights lol

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hello-room's avatar hello-room 1 month ago

my family encountered Scratchy Bottom on a holiday and never fully recovered

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the-selkies-cove's avatar the-selkies-cove 4 weeks ago

As a french person, I agree that any french makes a name funny

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