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hylas's avatar hylas 15 hours ago

subscribed sir (οΏ£^οΏ£ )γ‚ž

daliwali's avatar daliwali 13 hours ago

godspeed, mr. suboptimalism, moving on from the tutorial level, entering the domain of the struggle.

zerock's avatar zerock 12 hours ago

am I to understand that John Suboptimalism himself is trying to make an optimal career move?

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balckwell's avatar balckwell 10 hours ago

in my case, i've always thought of neocities more as a retirement home, or maybe an adult rec league. though, with all the young people running around, it might be more analogous to leaving a high-pressure academic environment in order to teach high school. good luck in the big world

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local-labyrinth's avatar local-labyrinth 10 hours ago

congrats on conquering the tutorial; good luck playing in the big leagues!

sorbier's avatar sorbier 6 hours ago

the april fools joke is that we've reverted to the old pink layout right? say it aint so

michaelmas's avatar michaelmas 1 hour ago

So glad your site is pink again ( couldn't read the blue on blue & haven't read any of your stuff in months ) but sad to see you move on to Substack, though I know it's where you belong. Fly high, Suboptimalist. We lowly Neocities users will miss you dearly, but we know it's for the best.

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siqu's avatar siqu 1 week ago

how many hours do you think you've put in? the way your feet hover across the board is crazy (Β΄ο½₯Ο‰ο½₯`)

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suboptimalism's avatar suboptimalism 1 week ago

i dunno, there isn't really a playtime tracker and i've played on a bunch of different setups... probably over a thousand hours, but rarely longer than 2 hours per session, there's kind of a natural limit to it due to physical stamina, unlike many video games where you can sit there and binge for days at a time

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suboptimalism's avatar suboptimalism 1 week ago

the fastest stuff is all thanks to putting baby powder on the pads to keep them slippery

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clearglass's avatar clearglass 3 weeks ago

scrolled through this whole thing like i need to know the code geass opinion and was immediately overjoyed to see the opening sentence LOL

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balckwell's avatar balckwell 1 month ago

had a brief moment where i thought we had stayed at the same APA hotel in osaka -- turns out i was thinking of one of the other 7 or 8 surrounding namba station

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balckwell's avatar balckwell 1 month ago

the question you failed to answer in this wrap-up is whether you have returned enlightened or broke (or possibly both)?

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suboptimalism's avatar suboptimalism 1 month ago

oh THAT is going to require its own post

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fromthecoinjar's avatar fromthecoinjar 1 month ago

Cool maps! What did you use to make thoseβ€”reminds me of Arc :β€”D

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suboptimalism's avatar suboptimalism 1 month ago

i plotted all the points and wrote the descriptions in "google my maps", could've just embedded that in the page but instead i exported it all to a .kml file and then displayed it using this javascript library called "leaflet"

saltedslug's avatar saltedslug 2 weeks ago

ok nerd go off

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monsterousseas's avatar monsterousseas 1 month ago

wait, i love this so much. i might steal the index idea if that's okay!

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suboptimalism's avatar suboptimalism 1 month ago

yeah sure, probably best to be more selective about what to include than i am tho because i think i'm making it unusable by throwing in a bunch of one-off mentions i think are funny

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