emilynhoward
1 day ago
Love it! Also thanks for the advice about checking my life insurance beneficiaries.
notesfromearth
1 day ago
i dont want to even think about how long it took to recreate june's page LMAO
oopsiedoodle
1 day ago
oh my god, i popped on to post my own sham horoscopes and saw this and now i am going to be late for work. i love this so much, thank you hahaha
sorbier
1 day ago
cancer, cap, and scorp the three with the honour of being called out in some other sign's horoscope
perplexinghodgepodge
1 day ago
Me, a libra, looking outside at the snow falling... Ehhh I'll start tomorrow.
skep
3 days ago
Ah, I see. Yes, it's a TLD, but it's not custom. They released a whole bunch of new ones a number of years ago for more variety. They're generally not prohibitively expensive.
skep
1 week ago
Also I am not trademarking this idea. I hereby release it into the wind to do as it may. Whoosh, whoosh whoosh
brachypelmide
1 week ago
that door-in-door design is actually really cool because when you open that tiny compartment, you won't be letting cold air out of the entire fridge, but only out of that compartment. perfect for things that get moved in and out of the fridge often. anyway fuck corporate
oopsiedoodle
1 week ago
ha. i am delighted that you still have this on your fridge. also, 2011 was only 2 or 3 years ago
readingproject
1 week ago
I actually have a fridge with a smaller door at the front to access milk etc. I'm not sure what this says about me now! :-(
skep
1 week ago
Well you're cool, so now I'm on board. Screw this stupid blog post, I'll delete it tomorrow
skep
2 weeks ago
Had you signed it you might have noticed I just scribbled "Mike is butts" over and over for eight pages
zhongvie
2 weeks ago
problem is i tend to use the same layout, its more for one off tiny things like… my games layout on my about page or the table i use on my bookmarks :think:
skep
3 weeks ago
That arrow works better on desktop than it does on mobile, so go view this post on desktop and get back to me
emilynhoward
3 weeks ago
It does not work better on desktop than on mobile. You are trying to play a 2007 Facebook trick and it will not work.
skep
3 weeks ago
Fine, I guess I'm gonna need y'all to image the arrow is either pointing up or is non-existent, your choice. I haven't figured out who around here handles arrow issues unsolicited yet.
skep
3 weeks ago
No, c'mon, I can't make Mike my banter guy, my septic-cleaning guy, AND my arrow guy. That's just asking too much of him.
hastiesthandiwork
3 weeks ago
i think it's only fair since you're my cocktail guy, my chocolate chip guy, and my bad taste in christmas music guy
Okay, but enjoy June's too because I'm going to feel bad if her genuinely thoughtful efforts are overshadowed by some asshole making jokes
10/10 horoscope for Gemini