Skep’s Place

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Skep has the real horoscopes this month everyone
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skep's avatar skep 1 day ago

Okay, but enjoy June's too because I'm going to feel bad if her genuinely thoughtful efforts are overshadowed by some asshole making jokes

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berrybasket's avatar berrybasket 19 hours ago

10/10 horoscope for Gemini

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skep's avatar skep 1 day ago

April's horoscopes are here!

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emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 1 day ago

Love it! Also thanks for the advice about checking my life insurance beneficiaries.

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notesfromearth's avatar notesfromearth 1 day ago

i dont want to even think about how long it took to recreate june's page LMAO

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skep's avatar skep 1 day ago

After having done it, I don't want to think about how long it took either

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 1 day ago

Can't believe you crocheted an entire working car!

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 day ago

oh my god, i popped on to post my own sham horoscopes and saw this and now i am going to be late for work. i love this so much, thank you hahaha

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myrtletribe's avatar myrtletribe 1 day ago

i was excited for radioactive Oopsiedoodle :(

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skep's avatar skep 1 day ago

Didn't even think of that. It's not perfect, but hard refresh and try again :)

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acetaminophriends's avatar acetaminophriends 1 day ago

The Cancer horoscope hurt, yeesh

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skep's avatar skep 1 day ago

Did I make it too obvious I'm a Cancer

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sorbier's avatar sorbier 1 day ago

cancer, cap, and scorp the three with the honour of being called out in some other sign's horoscope

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perplexinghodgepodge's avatar perplexinghodgepodge 1 day ago

Me, a libra, looking outside at the snow falling... Ehhh I'll start tomorrow.

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skep's avatar skep 1 day ago

Returning to nature can wait until it's warm out

What do you call the ".place" part of your domain if not TLD?
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acetaminophriends's avatar acetaminophriends 3 days ago

You were one of the sites I had in mind

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skep's avatar skep 3 days ago

Ah, I see. Yes, it's a TLD, but it's not custom. They released a whole bunch of new ones a number of years ago for more variety. They're generally not prohibitively expensive.

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acetaminophriends's avatar acetaminophriends 3 days ago

I see, thankyou!

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 6 days ago

opt out optout OPTPUT OUT NOWWW

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skep's avatar skep 6 days ago

That's okay, I still have seven billion readers.

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readingproject's avatar readingproject 6 days ago

I don’t know if I’m in or out!

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zerock's avatar zerock 1 week ago

cool idea :)

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 week ago

I like this

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skep's avatar skep 1 week ago

Also I am not trademarking this idea. I hereby release it into the wind to do as it may. Whoosh, whoosh whoosh

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 1 week ago

waiting for the Jeers section...

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myrtletribe's avatar myrtletribe 1 week ago

This is super cute, many cheers back

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

that door-in-door design is actually really cool because when you open that tiny compartment, you won't be letting cold air out of the entire fridge, but only out of that compartment. perfect for things that get moved in and out of the fridge often. anyway fuck corporate

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skep's avatar skep 1 week ago

Using that as my email sign-off at work

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 week ago

ha. i am delighted that you still have this on your fridge. also, 2011 was only 2 or 3 years ago

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skep's avatar skep 1 week ago

Yeah, it's really weird how it feels like I've lived half my life since then

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readingproject's avatar readingproject 1 week ago

I actually have a fridge with a smaller door at the front to access milk etc. I'm not sure what this says about me now! :-(

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skep's avatar skep 1 week ago

Well you're cool, so now I'm on board. Screw this stupid blog post, I'll delete it tomorrow

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readingproject's avatar readingproject 1 week ago

I'm only cool because I use my fridge as an air conditioner

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Letter received!!
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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 weeks ago

that's from both of us, i just forgot to sign it

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skep's avatar skep 2 weeks ago

Had you signed it you might have noticed I just scribbled "Mike is butts" over and over for eight pages

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 weeks ago

i noticed, i just can't really argue against it

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On second thought, another idea. You don't need to make a page use a layout if you don't want to, so if you just have a regular HTML file with your one-off style and no front matter, 11ty will just copy it over as-is.
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zhongvie's avatar zhongvie 2 weeks ago

problem is i tend to use the same layout, its more for one off tiny things like… my games layout on my about page or the table i use on my bookmarks :think:

<- Will troubleshoot your site's font issue unsolicited, apparently
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skep's avatar skep 3 weeks ago

That arrow works better on desktop than it does on mobile, so go view this post on desktop and get back to me

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emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 3 weeks ago

It does not work better on desktop than on mobile. You are trying to play a 2007 Facebook trick and it will not work.

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emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 3 weeks ago

But I will keep this in mind if my site has any font issues.

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skep's avatar skep 3 weeks ago

Fine, I guess I'm gonna need y'all to image the arrow is either pointing up or is non-existent, your choice. I haven't figured out who around here handles arrow issues unsolicited yet.

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skep's avatar skep 3 weeks ago

No, c'mon, I can't make Mike my banter guy, my septic-cleaning guy, AND my arrow guy. That's just asking too much of him.

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 3 weeks ago

i think it's only fair since you're my cocktail guy, my chocolate chip guy, and my bad taste in christmas music guy

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