hastiest handiwork

hastiesthandi.work

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in case you were wondering, a full box of thin mints is 32 cookies, and approximately 1,280 calories. just in case. not like anyone here would eat the whole box in one sitting or anything, DEFINITELY NOT
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skep's avatar skep 1 day ago

That's really not that many calories. Huh.

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 day ago

Not as bad as I thought honestly

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satyrwoud's avatar satyrwoud 1 day ago

Those are rookie numbers. You have to pump those numbers up.

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 1 day ago

y'all are braver than me; i didnt even eat 1200 calories yesterday all day

hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 1 day ago

definitely did today tho

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elilenti's avatar elilenti 2 days ago

bro i could not ToT

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zerock's avatar zerock 2 days ago

they are not as committed to the bit as you

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 1 day ago

the bit is life, though

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lostletters's avatar lostletters 1 week ago

good job running and parenting!

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i'm legally not allowed to follow any more accounts but i fully endorse this project
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citytalk's avatar citytalk 2 weeks ago

that means the world. thanks!

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my current book log system is a spreadsheet on my computer, but the video for pagepact.app sold me so i registered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA2Z1kYX0jI
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not to brag or anything but i ate 19 thin mints today and i can keep going
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emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 2 weeks ago

Got an error trying to go to your page, says it couldn't establish a secure connection.

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emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 2 weeks ago

Yup, didn't work on my phone either.

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 weeks ago

what the FUUUUUCKKKKK????

hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 weeks ago

i mean it works for me, works on my phone via data. its an https site. strange. @anyone else - are you having the same problem?

oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 weeks ago

it worked for me. i got a chuckle out of this, btw.

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 weeks ago

thanks oopsie, i aim to chuckle

hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 weeks ago

p.s. YOU HEAR THAT BONE STRETCHER?? FIX YER INTERNET

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irony-machine's avatar irony-machine 2 weeks ago

works for me

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emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 2 weeks ago

YOU FIX YER PIEHOLE FIRST.

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emilynhoward's avatar emilynhoward 2 weeks ago

Ok, now it started working and I enjoyed the story. Thank you.

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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 weeks ago

glad you learned how to use the internet that you've been using for ~30 years

noooooo where is my favorite niche internet flash fiction !!! (looking forward to the update, pal)
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hastiesthandiwork's avatar hastiesthandiwork 2 weeks ago

🎶 nothin' lasts forever 🎶

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