This wizchan site is fun. And normies make me reeeeeee.

I'm only lurking and posting there because I'm still perturbed that I'm banned on 4chan. It's slow but I think the quality of the posts is significantly better. I do miss my hobby boards.

There's this funny catch phrase in French that's kind of a meme with my cousin and a few aquaintances that know a little bit of French. If you see someone with a big wall of text in French, the best response no matter what the subject matter is "D'accord. Ta mère." It's the funniest phrase I'd ever heard. It's the equivalent of saying "Ur mom" as a response.

True & relatable & the dentist likes you & I PLAYED THE OCEAN HUNTER too when i was a kid, it was at a uh... roller rink. I was probably scared of the eels. Or just everything

Based

As one who was rejected by a less pretty girl only to somehow get a date with a prettier one, you could maybe get the dentist for a date if you ask. Who knows, you could maybe be a kept man if she's willing to have you as a stay-at-home guy. She could be into that, and you may never know because you never said, "Care for a date?"

I have a pretty low self-esteem and feel like I would blunder such a move. The way I see it, I would be bothered if someone was trying to ask me out while I was doing my job. I'm not brave enough to do something like that so it's something I have to work on.

Crazy weekend. Moot was in the Epstein list, futher proof that pollitical discourse is entirely manipulated by the parasite class of moloch worshipers.

I have a ban on 4chan until April for apparently posting with a dynamic IP but I call bullshit. I was probably saying something that wasn't kosher with the approved narrative.So much for being a free speech website.

I never used 4chan much despite an extremely online right-wing nerd. The pacing and content just felt too schizophrenic for my tastes.

I generally post on /k/, /o/ /an/, the anime boards, and /vr/ while occasionally checking out /v/ or /pol/ if there's a shitty game or a happening.

Used to be on /r9k/ but that board went to shit. They all kind of went to shit except for /an/ to be honest.

i'm a big fan of the AUG A3 M1 (with the integrated optic, because of counter-strike). there is basically no aftermarket for it, except for maybe old STG-556 parts. doing the HK-style slap for bolt release is fun.

I love the look of the integrated optic. The one I shot was a flatop so I missed out. It at least used the real AUG mags instead of the STANAG mags.

Forgot to mention but in my recent appointment, basically capping my root canal, the female dentist from last time liked my cheapo Casio watch with the NATO band. She had one of those Casio Databank watches which I complimented too.

I still have no idea what to make of that small talk. Probably still a nothing burger.

You'll shoot your eye out! (I want one too tbh)

i met a Meta employee wearing a Casio F-91W watch unironically... swag does not need to cost the big buxx nor come with harmful "smart" features. dude probably dreams about quitting his job and living on a farm.

Women like to compliment men on stuff to make small talk when interested, there was this tomboy back in HS that did the same about my watch back then

modern diets of the civilized man are unhealthy and unnatural, and often lead to tooth decay, gingivitis and other dental problems. savages did not brush their teeth and their teeth were not falling out.

I love dental hygienists.

And dental hygienists love Wizard!

The agricultural revolution and its' consequences have been a disaster for humanity.

Pls feel better soon. The tooththing sucks. Rly cool Beretta info! Led me into a fun rabbit hole of "world's oldest businesses"

i'm a fan of the yugoslavian M70. rifle is fine. the underrated feature of AK pattern is that it will run in extreme cold and low maintenance, though i did have one dust cover pop off while firing. it's interesting that russians still use iron sights, as optic mounting options are mediocre.

I remember when Yugos used to be looked down upon but it seems like they are pretty solid and respected these days.

I shot a ZPAP92 "pistol" a couple of years ago and it was pretty cool. It would be cool if it had an underfolding stock.